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Thursday, 2 May 2013

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Many Laker fans feel Dwight may just have dribbled his last basketball in a Lakers uniform.

LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard is one of the most hot-tempered players in the NBA. He has been known to shout at the Laker Girls Cheerleaders if he feels that they are not cheering hard and loud enough.

Howard has even gone up to the number one Laker fan, Jack Nicholson and told him to stop acting like he's bored.

Yes, Dwight Howard is the type of individual who just does not fit in with his fellow teammates; especially in the locker room.

The former Orlando Magic player once even got in Kobe Bryant's face and told him that if he ever dared to yell at him again he would turn him into the black version of Richard Simmons quicker than Wynonna Judd can eat a single-serving bag of corn chips.

Howard is now a free agent and he is free to move about the country as the old Southwest airline commercial used to say.

But the only problem with that is that there probably aren't very many teams who would want to gamble on a grumpy-as-hell, bitter, sarcastic, lousy free-throw shooter like him.

SIDENOTE: Sporting Chance Magazine's Sherwood Frisbee stated that he talked with the owner of The Orlando Magic, Richard DeVos. The Magic finished in last place in the entire NBA with a 20-62 record. DeVos expressed the fact that he would rather put up with a pool of hungry gators than to have a disgruntled player like Howard disrupting his team.

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