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Tuesday, 30 April 2013

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Tim says that he stays in tip top shape by tossing 6,000 passes on a daily basis.

NEW YORK CITY - One of the happiest men in America is Tim Tebow who has just been granted his freedom by being released by the NFL Jets of New York.

It was no secret that Tebow was brought in with the hope of revitalizing the down trodden spirits of the New York Jets fans.

But it is next to impossible to bring spirit to the fans when the team boss, Coach Rex Ryan decides that he prefers to see Tim sitting on the green bench than playing on the green field passing, running, and giving it 110 percent as he did while with the Denver Broncos.

When Tim was asked how he felt about being released, he smiled and replied that it kinda felt like a passenger not having been allowed on the HMS Titanic because all the rooms were booked; at first you're kind of disappointed but then later...well you know.

Comedian Zydeco Dupree has said about Tim that the young man is so nice he has never uttered a four-letter curse word and the worst thing that he has ever said about anyone is when he told a New York Jets hot dog vendor that he had a mustard stain on his elbow sleeve.

Tebow will most probably be picked up by another NFL team and he is such a great sport that he would even jump at the chance to play on one of the two worst NFL teams; the Jacksonville Jaguars or the Kansas City Chiefs who both finished the 2012 season with a record of 2-14.

In A Related Story. Jenny McCarthy has reportedly stated that she would like to go out with Tim to cheer him up. A close friend of Tebow's remarked that Tebow expressed his thanks for her concern but added that she's just been to way too many rodeos.

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