HOUSTON - It appears that no one ever cautioned CBS Houston Sports Blogger Claire Crawford, about the perils of sticking your basketball shoe in your mouth.
Claire "The Criticizer" Crawford, whose real name is Anna Megan Raley made some comments about an Oklahoma City cheerleader during the NBA Western Conference Playoffs between the Houston Rockets and the Oklahoma City Thunder.
CC, remarked after seeing OKC cheerleader Kelsey Williams do the splits that she is much to chunky to be an NBA cheerleader and added that it was a wonder she managed to get up after doing the splits.
The arrogant CC also added that Kelsey is quite pudgy and has lots of fat around her belly button area.
Millions of American women and men have come to Kelsey's aid and said that Claire Crawford is nothing but a bitter, jealous, venom-spewing rattlesnake who wishes she looked half as good as Miss Williams does.
In fact the entire Oklahoma City Thunder team was in total agreement that Claire is a jealous scumbag. They went on to say that after having seen photos of CC they are in complete agreement that she looks like a bag of wet mulch.
Comedian Zydeco Dupree chimed in and said that CC is a gutter rat and she has all of the charm of a piece of used dental floss.
He pointed out that the sarcastic blogger is so effen mean she makes a World War II Nazi storm trooper seem like a girl scout.
And even Joan Rivers who is considered the Queen of Mean chimed in said said that Claire should not be cutting down anyone since she has one hell of a Pinocchio nose.
Joan "The Moan" added that CC really needs to shave her legs so she doesn't look like that Alaskan wilderness wild woman, Sarah "Snowballs" Palin.
In A Related Story. The entire Houston Rockets basketball team has asked that Claire Crawford be fired and banned from ever setting foot in Houston's Toyota Center again.