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Sunday, 28 April 2013

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Kobe's bodyguard says that Bryant is even blaming part of the Lakers problems on the Laker Girls.

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers are down to the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA's Western Conference Playoffs, 3 games to none.

An unnamed source said that "Vino" Bryant is so mad he could eat a runned over possum and not bat an eye.

The Lakers player-coach had talked about taking a vacation to Iceland to get away from all of the bad vibes coming out of Laker Land, but he changed his mind when he remembered that he absolutely hates cold weather.

Kobe who had said many times last summer that the Lakers were going to be the 2012-2013 NBA champs is now having to eat crow, pigeon, and vulture.

After catching hell from the sports media for his tweeting during the Spurs-Lakers game Kobe stated that he would give up tweeting during the playoffs.

After game three in which the Spurs crushed the Lakers 120-89, Kobe said that he is now totally giving up tweeting, texting, emailing, cell phoning, and even talking.

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