LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of LaLaLand is that injured Laker guard Kobe Bryant is so fed up with the way he has been treated by the news media regarding the tweeting situation that he is taking a vacation.
Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine stated that he spoke with Kobe at an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant in Pasadena.
Confetti commented that "Vino" Bryant was as angry as a woodpecker with a sprained pecker (beak).
He pointed out that Kobe cannot believe the amount of Laker players that are hurt and unable to play.
He said if he did not know any better, he would think that someone, possibly with the initials S.O., had gone down to Louisiana and hired the nation's top voodoo woman Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette to cast an evil spell on the Los Angeles Lakers team.
Confetti did remark to Kobe that he personally feels that it is The Curse of Shaquille (O'Neal) from 2004, which has come back to haunt the boys in purple and gold.
Kobe informed Hercules Confetti that he is so disgusted with the whole Lakers situation that he and his faithfully devoted wife Vanessa will be taking a carnival cruise to Iceland to get away from all of the hustle and bustle and anti-tweeting fiasco of Laker Land.
SIDENOTE: Bryant did reveal that he has hired a private investigator to look into The Curse of Shaquille matter.