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Saturday, 13 April 2013

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The owner of The Fort Wayne Mad Ants needs some capital to repair the Indiana Hossier Apartment Complex.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian recently had a talk with her baby daddy-to-be Kanye West regarding a sports proposition.

Kim, who according to West is beginning to look like a human volcano, wants to experience the thrill of owning a sports team.

The pregnant Kardashian gal told Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine that she cannot really afford to buy an NBA basketball team but she is very interested in purchasing an NBA D-League team.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The D stands for Development.]

Kim revealed to Brisket that she has had two face-to-face talks with team owner John Zeglis about possibly buying his team, The Fort Wayne Mad Ants.

Kardashian has commented that the Mad Ants owner expressed that he would love to sell the team to her since he really needs the money so that he can remodel the Indiana Hossier Apartment Complex which is in dire need of repairs.

Behind The Scenes. Zeglis did not want to express the fact that the reason the apartment complex is in bad need of repairs is due to three factors; El NiƱo, vandals hauling away trees and shrubbery, and extensive damage from wandering woodchucks.

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