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Sunday, 7 April 2013

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Thank the heavens Paolo is not a German!!!!

The appointment of Paolo di Canio as the new Sunderland FC manager has caused the maggots of the tabloid world to crawl out of their rotting wooden heads.

Paolo, always a controversial character in football, was manager of third division Swindon Town for 2 years and he was never touted as a fascist by the tabloids and to be honest, nobody gave a crap about his politics.

He was then appointed manager of Premier league eternal losers Sunderland, and the maggot army in the tabloid press world thought it would ge a great idea to sell their shit newspapers, so they issued headlines accusing di Canio of being Mussolini's best friend!

Paolo, a real man by the way, does not give a "merda" about tabloid crap and has told them to "wipea der arses witta dem!" In fact if Paolo does keep Sunderland in the Premier league, he has promised to do his favourite victory sign in front of the scumbag reporters and has invited Mussolini replica, Berlusconi, along to the party! Merda!

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