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Saturday, 30 March 2013

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Jerry Jones has personally told the Cowboy cheerleaders that they better cheer better or they'll be fired.

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, who is the owner. president, and general manager of the once awesome Dallas Cowboys, has just forked over a whole passel of dough, as they say over in Fort Worth, to his quarterback Tony Romo.

King Jerry I, has just given Tony "Oops" Romo a six year contract worth $108 million.

Doing some quick mental cypherin' that comes out to $18 million per year.

Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated, that hopefully that'll give Tony the incentive to strive to throw his passes in the direction of players who are wearing the same color uniform as he is.

It is no secret that Romo has thrown so many interceptions that many Cowboys fans were beginning to wonder if "Oops" Romo wasn't trying to purposely set the all-time NFL interception record.

Jones was asked by Reno why he decided to stick with number 9, who has shown that he just can't seem to find the recipe (formula) to get the Cowboys into the playoffs.

The 70-year-old Jones smiled as he took a sip of his Wild Turkey and Coke and said that he feels that this coming season is going to be a fantastic one.

When asked how in the world he can feel that way, he replied, that he had consulted two of the nation's best voodoo women, Louisiana's Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette and her younger sister Madam Acadia "The Cajun Moon" Lafayette.

Jonesy, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, got a great big grin on his face as he disclosed that both Lottie Jo and Acadia promised him that their patented Gumbo Mumbo Jumbo Voodoo is going to take the boys with the big blue stars on their helmets all the way to the Super Bowl.

In Other News. Barbara Walters has stated that the rumor that she is leaving The View so she can take Jay Leno's place as host of The Tonight Show is just not true.

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