West Ham have won something! This staggering news was met by shcoked fans who were ready to moan at the latest inept display.
Porn star Davinia Gold celebrated the victory of the Hammers getting their feet into the Olympic stadium by revealing all to her fans. 'In future the Hammers will not be hiding behind their lovely Bubbles, she is now too old to strip regularly, so you have me Davinia Gold to give you satisfaction!'
West Ham regulars are sad to be losing their beloved Boleyn Groud at Upton Park. 'It's Murder. Boleyn's got the bloody chop' complained Hammers fan Henry Ate.
But West Ham players are eager to be playing at the Olympic stadium. The only problem is what League West Ham will be in when it comes to them running onto the turf at their new venue.
However there could be a bonus if the first match is against local rivals Leyton Orient!