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Friday, 22 March 2013

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The mean, hateful Ted Johnson shown hiding his face as he left the radio station. (Photo by Paco Peso).

HOUSTON - Radio talk show host Ted Johnson has just shown everyone that he is nothing but a pompous creep after he made an extremely uncalled for remark on his radio show.

Johnson, who once played for the New England Patriots, was asked which NFL player has the ugliest wife.

Teddy boy thought for a moment and replied that it was current Patriots defensive tackle Vince Wilfork.

Vince, who weighs 375 pounds was not pleased with Ted's comment and if he ever gets a hold of the Fred Flintstone-looking Johnson there will be nothing left of him but a pair of venom-spewing lips.

Mrs. Wilfork (Bianca) has shown more class in her little finger than Johnson could ever hope to have in his entire body.

She has chosen to simply ignore the ignorant remark but others have not and they are hammering the talk show louse all over the Internet.

Hester P. Springsalt of Oklahoma City, wrote that Johnson, who resembles Frankenstein's Monster, just showed that he has as much common sense as a pile of buffalo droppings.

She further added that Johnson sounds like he attended the Rush Limbaugh School of Hatred.

Wallace F. Bickerfaust of Philadelphia, tweeted that he would pay $500 to see Wilfork get into a caged ring with Johnson.

He pointed out that after Vince got through with him, Teddy would definitely be the ugliest WOMAN in America.

Johnson has since apologized but that is about as meaningful as Adolf Hitler apologizing to Joan Rivers, Mel Brooks, Billy Crystal, and Woody Allen for having eliminated their Jewish ancestors.

Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, Sports Territory Magazine, and Sporting Chance Magazine have all just named Ted "The Punk" Johnson as The Most Hated Man in America.

SIDENOTE: The infamous airplane baby slapper Joe Rickey Hundley, 60, told CNN that he is glad to turn over the title of America's Most Hated Man to Ted "Foot In Mouth" Johnson.

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