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Thursday, 7 March 2013

When Mr. Applegate made a deal with the lowly Washington team in Damn Yankees, it was clear he had already a deal in place with the New York Yankees. He was double-dealing.

Someone on the Bronx Bombers has now reneged on the deal. The House of Ruth has been foreclosed and is on short sale status. The Devil made the Yankees do it.

Once again we have read that another Yankee star will be on the No Network, not playing for the opening of the season on the YES Network.

Mark Teixiera has now gone down with a limp wrist for ten weeks, following in the on deck circle after Curtis Granderson.

Was it the fault of Alex Rodriguez that the Devil has called in his IOUs? We watched Derek Jeter have a freak accident, and then Mariano Rivera and Curtis Granderson, Mickey's granderson.

The Yankees are now emasculated for the start of the 2013 season. Is this really what Lola wants?

The new lineup for the pinstripe felons contains more little men than you would find in a Louisa May Alcott novel.

Matters have turned so many worms that the Yanks have turned to former Red Sox star Kevin Youkilis to represent the new curse of the Bambino. Former Red Sox stars have traditionally brought pennants to the Yanks, and this time Mr. Applegate may not be with the Force.

Red Sox Nation, the arch rivals and arched foils for Yankees year after year, are now shocked to learn their nemesis is also made up of Lilliputians. It looks like Tiny Alice has met her match.

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