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Tuesday, 5 February 2013

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Despite facing possible closure as a result of government stupidity, Sheffield's Don Valley Stadium has shown its mettle by coming out fighting in order to save Nick Clegg.

A spokesman for the stadium, Donald Valley (no relation) said that while there was a huge threat to the survival of the stadium, the owners felt there was an even bigger threat to Nick Clegg.

He went on to say that there was no doubt that the current threat to Nick Clegg was even bigger than Simon Cowell's bank account. He said that he felt that Sheffield was now in severe danger of losing its Nick Clegg altogether, and that something radical had to be done in order to prevent Nick Clegg's disappearance.

A specialist fund has been set up by Don Valley Stadium, and an appeal to save Nick Clegg is due to begin in all the major media before the end of the week.

Please give generously, as your country needs its Nick Clegg.

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