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Thursday, 20 December 2012

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If Tim is lucky, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders could be cheering him on next season. (Photo taken by Tony Romo).

NEW YORK CITY - The love affair between Tim Tebow and the New York Jets never materialized and Tim understands that's just the way the football bounces.

This season he sat patiently on the bench while watching Jets starting quarterback Mark "Oops" Sanchez throw interception after interception.

Tebow even watched as third string quarterback Greg McElroy was handed the ball by Jets Coach Rex "Footsie" Ryan.

Tim recently told Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has tremendous patience but as they say in Brooklyn, "Hey youse, enuff is enuff."

He stressed that he has never in his life drank so much Gatorade.

Tebow said that he cannot count the times while sitting on the darn bench that he resisted hollering out to one of the stadium hot dog vendors to toss him over two of those babies.

And now that the New York Jets hopes of going to the playoffs have been stomped on like grapes at a Genoa, Italy wine factory, Tim is speaking out.

He has said that his 6-foot-3-inch, 236 pound body was not made to be sitting on a football bench.

He remarked candidly to Miss Bazooka that he wants to leave the Jets as soon as the season is over if not sooner.

When asked where he would like to play, he smiled like a little boy that had just been handed a three-scoop ice cream cone.

He replied that just in the past week alone, he has received over 18 emails, 13 text messages, and 4 phone calls from the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones.

Tebow did not want to say much more about it, other than the fact that Jones has promised him that if he decides to play for the Dallas Cowboys, he (Jones) will see to it that one of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders will be his maid, one will be his cook, and another one will be his personal assistant.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Wow! Timmy is one lucky son-of-a-gun!!!]

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