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Friday, 23 November 2012

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James 'Bonecrusher' Smith- Completely against the spirit and the laws of the game to crush opponents bones. Immediate disqualifications.

'Iron' Mike Tyson.- Self explanatory, he is made of Iron and therefore disqualified to compete in the human boxing sphere. Being made of Iron also caused him to move too slowly due to the weight.

'Gentleman' or 'Smokin' Joe Frasier- Take your pick with the problem here. He was a gentleman which is a useless quality in the brutal world of boxing. He was also a vapour. A gentlemanly vapour. He should have chosen another career.

'Prince' Naseem Hamed- Not actual royalty. (See also Duke Ellington in my list of Jazz greats who I don't consider to be 'jazz greats').

The two Sugar Ray's, Leonard and Robinson. Being called Ray and being made out of sugar is not a combination that makes a great boxer.

Chris 'Simply the best' Eubank-watch his two spankings at the hands of Steve Collins as to why there are compelling arguments that he was not the best.

Ricky 'The Hitman' Hatton- has never killed a man for money. (See also my mention of Brett Hart in my WWF Non legends list).

Herbie Hide-he was just crap.

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