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Sunday, 18 November 2012

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Ali was not impressed by AVB's comments at the end of the game.

"Can we play you every week" was the chant that echoed around the Emirates stadium at 5pm on Saturday. Unfortunately for Arsenal, but fortunately for Gareth Bale, no Arsenal can't play Tottenham every week. A majestic Arsenal performance was capped off by a very silly man saying very silly things to the assembled press after the game.

Andres Villas Boas launched a stunning defence, unlike his Tottenham team at the Emirates on Saturday, of his team in the after math of the now expected slaughtering at the hands of Arsenal.

"My team was the best on the day and I don't believe that Arsenal scored five goals when we were so good. It was like men against boys and we were the women of the men who were playing the boys, who were Arsenal...."

Said AVB who got an old football cliché as wrong as his tactics against the rampant Gunners.

"I was that enthralled at how amazing we were I didn't even see Arsenals goals go in. Are you sure they scored them? I don't see how they could have we were that dominant in the game. I really can't praise my players enough, in fact I'm going to buy them all a present."

Much like the ones the 'Spurs defence were gifting the Arsenal forwards all game.

What AVB has failed to realise is that the reason Arsenal sold William Gallas and "Adeabarndoor" was because they were no longer good enough for a "top four team". However they seem to fit right into a "Eurhopeless" league side. Keep it up Tottenham, I'm sure if you ask nicely Arsenal might sell you Nickolas Bendtner!

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