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Sunday, 11 November 2012

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Master class tactics from Sir Alex; "Doggy Style" come from behind and win!!

The football world is baffled at the way Man United always win after going behind and now the secret has been revealed after Jaggedone secretly sent in his CIA ( Cockroach Infiltration Army) to a team talk at Old Trafford.

Star CIA reporter, Flatcap Pinkpress, listened to the following tactics demanded by Sir Alex before a recent game and here they are:

"Laddies I order you to go at least 2 behind in the first half because after my afternoon snooze I'm not really at the races anyway. Then when you fall behind I can give you all a bollocking and my famous hairdryer treatment, I love that! Send you out and enjoy the second half because then I know you will start playing and I can take all the accolades for turning it all around, Olé Chico!"

"Jesus!" Thought Flatcap Pinkpress, "this is sensational news and something the footy world has never seen before and now we all know why Man Utd win everything because they do it 'doggy style' from behind and that's the only way to reach a successful climax; what a master tactician that SAF is!"

Jaggedone thought it was neccessary to divulge these super tactics to the world and after reading this sensational news flash, Man City's super-doggy-style hero, Mario Balotelli, has adopted Fergie's brilliant tactics with an Italian bimbo upstairs! In fact he's riding a certain winner right now!

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