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Monday, 22 October 2012

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Handbags at dawn....

Gin soaked senile, ex trade unionist claims he felt embarrassed after Choc ice slur man had made the decision despite Gin soaked senile, ex trade unionist telling the media in his pre-match press conference that all of his players would support the cause.

Choc ice slur man revealed his own racist views, after 'Pensioner' footballer, an ex England Captain, love rat and thug, calls brother of 'Dope Tester Runner' and adulterer, awful racist things...

'Dope Tester Runner' and adulterer condones racist slur in response and later makes protest against racism, by kicking "Kick Racism Out Of Football" out of football.

Gin soaked senile, ex trade unionist who wants to show he controls Choc ice slur man backs down and eats humble pie.

You couldn't make this up, "Football is a lie."

Watch out for an unrelated January transfer move.

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