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Monday, 22 October 2012

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Deck the halls with boughs of holly...

The Manchester United and former England defender Rio Ferdinand has told reporters that his ex-England team-mate John Terry is a "despicable cad" and no longer on the black star's Christmas card list.

Terry has been at the centre of racist abuse allegations for as long as I can remember, and, even after having been cleared of the allegations by the High Court, Ferdinand, whose brother, Anton, was the butt of Terry's alleged comments, still doesn't forgive the Chelsea skipper.

He has also deleted him from his Facebook Friends list and ignores his Tweets.

Said Rio:

"There's no way ardever send a Chrismas card to a racist fug like that JT. When we wuz playin fringland, we wuz bruvvas, but we ain't now."

It's thought John Terry has also crossed Rio off his own Christmas card list, although when interviewed earlier today, he said that he would still shag the United star's missus if he ever got the chance.

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