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Saturday, 20 October 2012

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The official U.S. Library of Congress folder that contains the trademark rights to Tim Tebow's "Tebowing."

NEW YORK CITY - The backup quarterback for the New York Jets, Tim Tebow has just announced that he is now the sole owner of the world wide phenomenon that has become known as Tebowing.

The 25-year-old football player registered his peaceful celebration of dropping to one knee and putting his clenched fist to his forehead in an act of praying.

Tebowing started when Tim was playing for the Denver Broncos and it has now spread to both the Left Coast and the Right Coast as well as to other countries including Herzegovina, Liechtenstein, Equatorial Guinea, Slovakia, Uzbekistan, and Kamgooganda.

Sports Balls Illustrated Daily reported that Tebowing has even replaced Kamgooganda's national act of tongue holding after natives of Kamgooganda shoot a lion, panther, leopard, or hippopotamus.

Tim is thrilled that his celebratory act now completely and totally belongs to him and anyone caught Tebowing without his verbal permission or written authorization could be subject to an $8,000 fine and a jail sentence of up to three weeks.

SIDENOTE: Tim, who is a devout Christian, has hired noted California attorney Ginger Allred to file legal charges against any and all Tebowing violators; especially if they happen to be atheists.

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