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Saturday, 13 October 2012

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A photo of the mother of Michael's half cat - half dog.

PHILADELPHIA - Quarterback Michael Vick's team, the Philadelphia Eagles, is currently sitting on top of the NFL's NFC Eastern Conference with a 3-2 record.

And it appears that, as usually happens with people who get in trouble, Old Mother Trouble is sneaking up on the 32-year-old NFL player.

Reports which appeared in Sports Territory Magazine state that Vick is believed to have a dog living in his home.

As most sports fans know, Michael served 21 months in prison for his part in the illegal interstate dogfighting ring, which became known as The Dog Gone Scandal.

The Chris Rock lookalike Vick still contends that the dogs were fighting on their own and he had no input into the fighting whatsoever.

He even stated that he was actually trying to stop the dogs from fighting.

A photo showing Michael and his daughter sitting by the swimming pool at their home clearly shows what appears to be a dog in the pool sitting on a Dora The Explorer Plastic Floating Chair.

When Vick was asked about the dog in the pool he replied that the animal shown in the plastic floating chair is not really a dog.

He pointed out that Fluffy is actually a breed of animal known as a Siamoodle, which he pointed out is a cross between a Siamese cat and a French Poodle.

When told that it was impossible to breed a dog to a cat, the Eagles quarterback laughed and said that, that was exactly what he thought until he actually saw the act performed at the home of his bodyguard Tyrone "Glock 9" Jackson.

SIDENOTE: Michael Vick has already contacted noted California attorney Ginger Allred who has told him that technically Fluffy is not a dog or a cat but a new species that has been designated by PETA as a dat.

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