Written by Albert Arkwright

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Topics: Food, Fast Food

Tuesday, 11 November 2003

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Hamburgler. Leeds Utd saviour?

Ronald Mcdonald had bought Leeds United football club for the price of one Big Mac. The world famous fast food giant launched his shock take over bid yesterday. Due to Leeds massive debts, they had no choice but to accept.

We contacted Mcdonalds and obtained the following statement:

"Ronald has always enjoyed your English soccer. He intends to install hamburgler as manager with immediate effect, and expects him to successfully bring the team out of relegation"

Although Hamburgler is only proficient at stealing hamburgers and has no football management experience, it is rumoured that he intends to issue a paycut to all the players in return for a lifetime free food offer at all Mcdonalds outlets in the country.

Surely he can't do any worse!

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