Written by Ossurworld
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Topics: NFL, Roger Goodell

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's fairy godfathers, aka team owners, have left him hanging onto the ball by his fingertips.

As a result, Roger Goodell has gone into hiding. After another fiasco on national television, who can blame him?

Fans are now hoping that NFL commissioner becomes a job that is looking for a replacement. How could a faux commissioner be any worse?

The man who wanted to protect players from head injuries has failed-and made it worse this season.

As the man who put his money on the success of replacement referees, Goodell has gone into bankruptcy court.

If the FBI had a Top Ten wanted list for bad influences on NFL football, Goodell would be the new Number One.

If there is a Taken 3 with Liam Neeson, he will go after Roger Goodell who is pretending to be an action hero.

Las Vegas bettors and mobsters bookies are sending out contracts to break legs, but more legs are broken playing football games than thugs available to collect on lost bets.

Fantasy footballers are now having fantasies about Roger Goodell up to his eyeballs in wet cement.

Players in MLB and NBA are tweeting that their referees are nearly as bad as NFL umpires. The difference is the other sports refs are permanent.

Sports radio has made Goodell their pin-up boy and are now pinning him with the donkey's tail.

Cinderella's carriage turned into a pumpkin when the clock struck midnight, and Roger Goodell's football league turned into a punkin on Monday night at midnight.

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