An internet troll who called Olympic diver Tom Daley "gay" has been spared prison. The Troll, who gave his address as "under the bridge", said the comments had been born out of frustration. That and banging his fat fingers on the keyboard. His lawyer said:
"My client had no idea that posting offensive comments on a website used by everyone in the world would be seen. He is deeply sorry that he got caught and would like to offer as many fake apologies as is necessary to keep him out of jail."
The Troll aged somewhere between 10-85 looked subdued though out the proceedings. His only movement away from looking at his bare, crusty feet was to pick some moss from his ear.
He was spared prison because Tom had decided that he didn't want to press charges. Tom said:
"What's the point? I'm a Olympic medallist he's a bell end. I've got sponsorship deals which mean I'll never have to work again and he's got....well he's got internet access and that's it. I couldn't give a fuck what he calls me. It doesn't bother me in the slightest; I'll give it some thought when I'm ploughing another diving groupie."
He then dived into his £97K Jaguar and zoomed off into the distance.
Back and to the Left news would like to congratulate Tom on this because unlike most whingeing celebrities he realised when someone calls you gay on Facebook. It doesn't actually matter.