FC Barcelona have signed a Brazilian boy who plays football without any feet, which is a pretty mean feat. He was scouted playing with other boys with feet and after tying knots in their legs with dazzling dribblings, shooting skills and mesmerizing technical ability; the Barcelona scout rung up Lionel Messi (new Barcelona trainer) and Lionel told him to sign the boy.
A pair of specially built footy boots is being made for the boy and if he develops into a top soccer player, Barcelona have promised to take him to Spain.
There is one problem that has to be sorted out though, due to the fact the boy has no feet, he also has no toes and balancing without toes can be a handicap whilst growing.
But multi-millionaire soccer star with heart, Lionel Messi, has already found a solution for the boy and here it is:
Messi has promised the boy one of his very own "twinkle toes" because one big toe is enough to mesmerize his opponents anyway and God told him to do it as well while Messi was praying with his mum thanking God for their huge bank account.
Yet another super charitable scoop from the greedy world of soccer!