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Sunday, 19 August 2012

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It's not all about the money U know!

The merry-go-round in the English Premier league just keeps turning and turning as Arsenal sensationally buy back Robin van Persie from Manchester United!

After Arsenal's dismal, blankety-blank display against the defensive Sunderland yesterday, who were ordered by manager Martin O'Neill not to cross the middle line and if they did the players would be fined £3000, Arsene Wenger called Sir Alex and put in an offer of £25 million for RVP; which he accepted!

At today's press conference Wenger and Sir Alex gave the following statement:

Sir Alex: "It was all a hoax and we led you all up the Kyber Pass, we don't buy 29 year-old superstars, we only buy young untried shooting stars like Bebe, but to help my old pal Arsene, we got RVP out of his dodgy contract situation, it was a win win thing, because I love old Arsene and hate Man Ci(ni)ty!"

Arsene Wenger, "Qui, Qui, cest la vie!"

Man United will start tomorrow against Everton with unknown superstar, Bebe, partnering Rooney and OAP's, Giggs and Scholes behind them and not RVP!

Meanwhile RVP is back in his beloved Mayfair having high tea with Piers Morgan famous Twit-ter Arse-nal fan!

More as we get it......

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