Written by Buck E Filbert

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Topics: Sex, London 2012

Friday, 10 August 2012

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White Girls Can't Dance

Misty May-Treanor, 3 time gold winner in womens volleyball, celebrated her victory with a curious little dance number.

The stereotype that white people just can't dance has been around since the beginning of the art form. It's never been proven but it seems to be true.

"As Misty May so perfectly demonstrated on the sand the other day, white girls just can't shake their money makers", said choreographer to the stars, Mazzzing Movement. "Either that, or that sand was super hot girl".

While stereotypes are usually considered racist there are some that are just observations made by many over decades, these include:

Italians are Mafioso
Irish are drunks
Blacks don't tip.
Asians can't drive.
Mexicans are on welfare.
Jews are cheap.
The Brits have bad teeth.
White's can't dance.
Women can't parallel park.
Men think with their dicks.
Humans taste like chicken.

While we don't condone or advocate the use of stereotypes in any situation it seems like there may be a bit of truth going on in some of the clich├ęs we found.

Harvard Professer, Houser Stanford said, "while stereotypes are distasteful and should not be used in any situation. Don't expect Bill Cosby to tip Jackie Chan for driving him to LAX where Mario Lopez will fly him to JFK, there just won't be any room on the jet because Lopez's family will be on the flight".

There all stereotypes avoided.

See the white girl dance

From beautiful downtown Hollywood Ca 90028


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