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Wednesday, 8 August 2012

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Olympic Diver goes to the bottom in lead balloon

Once again the world at large has been deviously deceived by none other than the Queen of sensation publicity, Paris Hilton.

As I reported before Paris has opened a covert, underground publicity agency that only caters to specific, willing clientele in the sports and entertainment industry.

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Paris herself are past clients and success stories graduating from the Paris Hilton school of media manipulation.

It is suspected the Kardashians have retained Paris to mold their newest TV sensations, Kylie and Kendall into media sensations.

The latest client of the Hilton agency is a little out of the norm for Paris, but none the less, she came up with a great way to publicize an Olympic diving champion. In comes...

Stephan Feck, Germany, a good, but by no means, gold metalists diver with the possibility of maybe placing 8th or 9th in the competition.

What happen? The worst dive in Olympic history.

If Feck would have placed 8th or 9th in the diving competition, with a normal performance, we would not be reading this blurb at all, now that he's become the, "William Hung" of the Olympics everyone knows who he is. He'll be on everything world wide for a minute.

That's a minute more than 8th or 9th would have ever gotten him.

Hats of to Paris and the agency, another bang up job. Well done. Hope you're working on commission.

From beautiful Hollywood and Vine in fantastic downtown Hollywood Ca 90028

BEF
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