The first Brit to ever win the Tour de France, Bradley Wiggins, has come out and admitted Freddy Mercury was his greatest inspiration, but not because he had dodgy, sexual inclinations, no!
The reason why Bradley first took up cycling seriously was after watching Queen's video of "Bicycle Race" and all of those lovely bare-bottomed babes riding bikes.
He told Spoof, bare-bottomed reporter, Queenie La Douce, that during training he always visualised the bare-bottomed girls miles in front of him and this pushed him to go "harder" and faster hoping to catch them before they disappeared into his fantasy.
After years of fulfilling his "Sky" high dream of winning the Tour Bradley wants to really catch some hot and sticky bare-bottomed babes for a bit of R & R before he wins the Olympic gold.
Andy Murray, listening to the interview, has also devoted next year to listening to Freddy Mercury singing "Tie your mother down" at home in Scotland, because every time she punches her fist in the air at Wimbledon he gets wobbly knees and blows it thinking, "I want to break free!"