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Tuesday, 17 July 2012

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A photo of Kate "The Beach Bikini Babe" Upton. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

DETROIT - It appears that Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton may have found the sports figure she has been looking for.

Upton and American League all-star pitcher Justin Verlander, who pitches for the Detroit Tigers, were recently spotted at a Willow Smith concert which was held at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum.

The couple have recently appeared together in commercials for the new MLB 2K12 Video Game, M&M's, and Jose Cuervo Tequila.

Upton, a native of St. Joseph, Michigan, where she attended Edsel Ford High School was voted girl most likely to appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated Magazine.

Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just named Verlander as The Baseball Player With The Sexiest Girlfriend And/Or Wife and The Luckiest Baseball Player of The Year.

When he was contacted by SBID and asked for a comment on his gorgeously erotic girlfriend, the Detroit pitcher simply said, "Ahh ummm ooooo ummmmm."

In Political News. Vice-President Joe Biden has stated that Mitt Romney needs to apologize immediately for telling a political group in Wichita, Kansas, that he has much better looking hair than President Obama.

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