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Wednesday, 4 July 2012

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Anthony Henman looks an awful lot like this, poor guy

London - Quite what he was doing in Wimbledon's royal box is a mystery, flanked by the likes of gold digger Kate Middleton and assorted other desperate Z-Listers.

Today the facial similarity between Anthony Henman - father of top UK tennis no-wozzer Tim - and American war monger George Dubya Bush nearly cracked open an outside broadcasting camera lens.

"OMG, that bastard Bush has sneaked in to watch Andy Murray!" a very distressed lady-in-purple was heard shrieking at the top of her voice.

"Quick, call the police - they've got an arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court in the Hague."

Of course very little happened despite the brief excitement as Henman Pere and some drab old woman settled down comfily behind notorious hair-flicker Kate.

Tennis pundits on the UK's MoronSports Channel immediately noted that the old guy 'looked eerily smug' in the same brainless way as President Bush during his 'My Pet Goat' moment on 9/11.

"F++k, they could be twin brothers!" tennis anchorman Blaize Withers spluttered into his microphone.

"Wouldn't it be a hoot if this Anthony Henman turned out to be the actual guy who took us into war against Saddam Hussain?"

Answers on a postcard, please.

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