KARACHI, Pakistan - The president of the Pakistani Olympic team Kandarbad Peshabdu is extremely upset with the International Olympic Committee.
President Peshabdu has just received a text message from the IOC informing him that the entire Pakistani team will have to retake their urine tests, as the specimen bottles were all lost in transit.
FedPax was hired by the IOC to handle the shipping of the urine specimen samples.
A FedPax representative Wallace Tallytuckle, 51, sent out a shipment tracer notice and it appears that somehow the entire Pakistani urine specimen sample shipment, instead of being shipped to London, somehow ended up in the Argentinian seacoast town of Salsa Caliente.
Mr. Tallytuckle, stated that a local shepherd named Milos Cilantro, Jr., actually signed for the box. When he was asked what he did with the contents of the box he said that he threw it all in the dumpster since it was filled with little bitty bottles of piss.
And so now the entire Pakistani team has to redo their urine tests.
President Peshabdu stated that he is extremely furious at the fact that the IOC is conducting much more extensive background checks on the Pakistani athletes as compared to any of the athletes from the other 204 participating nations.
A spokesperson for the IOC identified as Reginald P. Boffingwood has informed President Peshabdu that the Pakistani athletes are not being singled out.
He pointed out that everyone knows that Pakistan is Taliban and Al-Qaeda territory so they certainly cannot be to careful.
He stated in no uncertain terms that the last thing we need is for a terrorist pretending to be a Pakistani shot putter to toss a bomb disguised as a shot put into the stands.
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