MIAMI - LeBron James has just won his first first NBA Championship and he says that he has never been more excited than he is now, except maybe for the time when he was 3-years-old and Santa Claus brought him his very own toothbrush.
The Miami Heat superstar was so thrilled after the final game in which the Heat defeated the Oklahoma City Thunder, that he and fellow teammates Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh treated their family and friends to a Cambodia cuisine dinner and drinking party.
The trio of round ballers picked up The Nothing But Net Bar & Grill tab which amounted to an unbelievable $200,000.
The next day LeBron told Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly's Rufus Reno that it is a damn good thing that he makes $16 million a year and that his teammates Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh make $16 million and $15.5 million respectively.
King James, as he is known, informed Mr. Reno that he has been feeling bad about the way in 2010, that he just suddenly turned his back on the Cleveland Cavaliers team and the great Cleveland basketball fans and headed for Miami.
He said that to help him get over his guilt feelings he will be handing over to The Cleveland Chamber of Commerce a personal check in the amount of $3.2 million.
James' one stipulation is that the money not be used to purchase beer, wine, cigarettes, or candy.
He wants the money to go towards repairing rundown bus stop benches, city water fountains, and to paint over all of the countless anti-LeBron James graffiti that is found all over the city of Cleveland on buildings, abandoned vehicles, houses, wooden fences, and even on the side of the church that he attended as a young boy, The Church of The Can I Have An Amen Bruthas and Sistas.
LeBron also stated that he will be donating 1,000 basketballs to a Cleveland Burger Bandit which will hand them out with each purchase of a Burger Bandit Happy-As-Heck Kiddy Meal as long as supplies last.
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