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Wednesday, 20 June 2012

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Miss Elizabeth's Biting to get to Luna

In keeping with the tradition of pay-per-view wrestling events, WWE has decided to give the fans what they wanted. This is an event unlike any other and will never be copied. All of your zombie favorites will be wrestling to their utter destruction and the winners will leave with their bodies somewhat intact.

Vince McMahon in an unprecedented move announced that he will be holding a pay-per-view event to profile his best zombie wrestlers. The matches will include a Texas-Rope match, A hangman's noose match, a machete match, a headlock and snatch off match, and a zombie divas "Knock Your Boobs Off" match.

In the Texas Rope match, the contenders will be none other than Andre the Giant and Gorilla Monsoon. Andre is the hands on favorite.

In the Hangman's Noose Match, a match where an opponent is defeated by placing a hangman's noose around your opponents neck and hanging him, we will be seeing Owen Hart against Eddie Guerrero.

In the Machete Match, the opponents are Randy "Macho Man" Savage and The British Bulldog. The opponent with the most body parts left at the end of a 30-minute time limit is the winner.

In the Headlock and Snatch off contest the opponents will be Capt. Lou Albano and Big Boss Man. The object of this contest is to get your opponent in a headlock and snatch his head off his body.

In the main event match, a Zombie Divas "Knock Her Boobs Off" Match, the opponents are Luna Vachon and Miss Elizabeth. The object of the match is for the women to attempt to rip the boobs off the other. The first one to do so wins.

Tickets sales will begin next Tuesday, June 26 2012 at 08:00 A.M.

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