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Tuesday, 19 June 2012

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What a "north and south", but nothing compared to Mario's huge gob!

Infamous Italian substitute and general outrageous loud-mouth, Mario Balotelli (who?), proved last night that his gigantic mouth is bigger than his huge boots.

After receiving 15 minutes of play from the Italian coach, he managed to swing his boot at the brave Irish defence, caught the ball instead and it luckily bounced into the goal; no problem with that, but then!!!

After the ball had kissed the back of the net he decided to open his huge mouth with an insulting offensive against his trainer who had dropped Balotelli for under performing, damn cheek! (so what's new?). His team mates (it needed three of them) clamped their hands around Balotelli's huge gob-hole and just about managed to shut the clown up before the rude outburst reached the trainers ears!

Mario Balotelli has constantly proved to the world that he is a self-appointed genius, a clown, sometimes charitable guy, a lover of hot porno-stars, etc, etc. But he never has actually proved to the world that he is a half-decent footballer. The only thing he constantly proves is that his mouth is far huger than his boots that should be actually doing all the talking!

There's one born every minute and thank God they all play for Manchester City, si, si Carlos!_

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