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Wednesday, 20 June 2012

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One of Metta World Peace's Laker teammates says that MWP's keyboard is missing some letters.

LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Weeklyy has been covering Metta World Peace ever since the time back in 2004, when during a game (Ron Artest) went ballistic and jumped into the stands and started fighting with fans at a Detroit Pistons - Indiana Pacers game.

At that time he was known as Ron "The Pest" Artest. Today he is known as Metta World Peace the round baller with the oxymoron name.

Considering all of the uncivilized antics that "The Pest" has instigated he should change his name yet again; this time to Metta World Troublemaker or Metta World Loser, or maybe simply World Wacko.

NBA Commissioner David Stern recently stated to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine that he has had his fill of the Laker lunatic and that he is seriously considering banning him from the NBA under the Dennis Rodman Out-of-Control Amendment Decree.

Even several of his teammates who did not want their names mentioned are saying that Metta is definitely missing some letters on his keyboard.

They say that he is an enchilada short of an enchilada dinner, and they add that a wooden toothpick has more brains than he does.

MWP's latest arrogantly, sarcastic, and bitter tirade was aimed at James Harden of the Oklahoma City Thunder.

He remarked that Harden (who wears a black hillbilly Hatfield beard) is no brain - all beard.

Well perhaps Mr. World Peace is simply jealous as hell that Mr. Harden is playing in the NBA Championship while he sits at home trying to string a three-word sentence together while watching reruns of Captain Kangaroo.

And the ironic part is this comes from a man who once said that Cuba is bordered by Tennessee to the north and Bolivia to the south.

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