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Thursday, 14 June 2012

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'Arry wil be planting spuds at his 'ranch' on the Sandbanks down in Poole, Dorset!!

White Hart Lane, LONDON: Shiver me timbers good old 'Arry has left the Spuds. In his four year 'reign' 'Arry saved Spuds from being relegated from the Prmiership and took them in his second season to fourth, then fifth in his third season and fourth in his last season.

'Arry took Spurs as far as he could, now is the time for the Spuds to 'push on' and now get relegated. High profile figures within the Spuds 'chattering classes', who had Chairman Levy's ear, couldn't handle the the rarified air of being so high up the Premiership and got 'Arry out.

The reported Spuds shortlist of potential Managers to replace 'Arry are;

Jason Dozzell
Sergei Rebrov
Christian Gross
Roberto Martinez

In that order.

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