Written by Jaggedone
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Tuesday, 12 June 2012

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Russian centre forward; he's always ready to attack!

Russian footy thugs, hooligans, racists, piss artists and some decent supporters (not many though) are marching through the streets of Warsaw, POLAND (!) tonight in a show of strength, Big Brother is watching and over the top national pride.

They are intimidating their smaller Eastern European neighbour into submission before tonight's game has even kicked-off because the Russians are really very bad losers and could never put up with Poland winning against them (Stalin would roll over in his rotten, mass grave).

The march is to celebrate Russian national day and they have warned the Polish to stay clear or they'll have their heads kicked in (charmers)! And if they dare win tonight Russian panzers are waiting on the border to attack their former colony.

The Polish are taking the Russian storm in a tea cup with a pinch of Siberian salt because they've seen it all before, over and over again!

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