NEW YORK CITY - The trade rumors are swirling around the New York Jets organization like the calories in Kevin James' five-course meal.
The word on the streets of the City That Never Sleeps is that Tim Tebow, 24, might be heading for Big D (Dallas).
An inside source within the New York Jets Organization stated things are just not jelling between the two Jets quarterbacks Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow.
It appears that Sanchez, 25, does not care for Tebow Tebowing and Tebow does not care for Sanchez telling him that he does not care for him Tebowing.
Jets coach Rex Ryan, 49, has stated that he wants the two QB's to work it out and stop acting like Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol, or Kobe Bryant and Andrew Bynum, or Kobe Bryant and Metta World Peace.
Ryan has let everyone on the Jets team know that they will not go to the Super Bowl if they keep fussing, bickering, complaining, and backstabbing each other like Melissa Etheridge and all of her ex-wives.
Ryan let it be known that he wants his players to act like football players and not like late night talk show hosts Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Conan O'Brien who are still carrying on like a bunch of little spoiled brats about who has what show, and at what time, and who is the funniest.
Tango Brisket with Sports Territory asked Tim Tebow if he would like to be traded to the Dallas Cowboys. He replied that he wouldn't mind it just as long Tony Romo doesn't get all angry and upset because he will end up losing his job to the Tebowmeister.
Brisket contacted Romo on his cell phone. Tony, who is 32, was vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with his very attractive blonde wife Candice. Brisket asked him what he thought about having Tim Tebow come over to the Dallas Cowboys.
Romo replied, "Well Tango I'm not sure I would like that idea since Timmy could end up taking my starting job away from me.
Brisket laughed and said, "But Tony, the Jets would be trading Tebow to the Cowboys in exchange for you going to the Jets."