It is now official, Italian soccer star, Mario Balotelli, who does nothing apart from sitting on the bench when others are winning titles, chasing porno / striptease stars in front of the paparazzii and flashing his mega-bucks all over Manchester, amongst other loony things, has declared himself a "genius"!
Einstein may beg to differ, but obviously Man City Nr1 fan, Liam Gallgher agrees that super Mario is something special because Liam thinks he's special too (wanker).
The word genius commonly misused in the footy world to describe a player with exceptional talent is quite acceptable as long as you mention George Best, Zidane, Cruyff, Bobby Charlton, Maradona, Eric Cantona, Pele, Messi, Ronaldo etc. But for Mario to use this term to describe himself shows what a genial moron he really is!
Maybe if all of the true super-stars were to disappear and leave Balotelli to play with himself, he might have a case. But Mario doesn't need to play with himself, he's got enough dumb Bimbos chasing him who gladly do that for him.
Balotelli obviously enjoys the company of such thick, money, fame grabbing bitches and when he is in their prescence he obviously feels quite superior, but then again so does Berlusconi, another "Dickheaded Genius" (Must be the Italian Genes-not-us who have these problems!)