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Friday, 18 May 2012

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Strong Right Paw

BILLINGSGATE POST - In an interview with David Feherty, a chagrined Tiger Woods reveals that he believes that the underlying problem leading to his inconsistent ball flight can be traced to a right hand grip that is overly strong.

The goateed Feherty, an accomplished golfer himself, responded to this by asking Tiger why he didn't adjust for the hooking by moving his right hand more to the left of the grip. The striped one quizzically furled his brows, and with a slight smirk replied; "David, I don't think you understand the problem. When I was playing my best, I didn't have to worry about my right hand. Now that Rachel and the rest of my ho's don't see me any more, it seems that my right hand grip has gotten a lot stronger. You know what I mean?"

Feherty: "Tiger, this is a family show. Are you telling me that not getting regular sex is the reason you can't compete with Bubba, Rory and Ricky?

Tiger: "Exactly!"

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