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Thursday, 17 May 2012

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Liverpool have sacked Kenny Dalglish after his failure to finish in the top four of the Premier League.

Kenny Dalglish's second coming as Liverpool manager is over after he paid the price for failing to compete for a Champions League place.

The fifth games that cost Dalglish his job?

Saturday 15 October 2011: Liverpool 1 Man Utd 1
Saturday 22 October 2011: Liverpool 1 Norwich 1
Wednesday 22 March 2012: QPR 3 Liverpool 2
Saturday 24 March 2012: Liverpool 1 Wigan 2
Saturday 5 May 2012: Chelsea 2 Liverpool 1

Early candidates in the frame to take over at Liverpool: Andre Villa-Boas 2/1, Bert Van Marwijk 5/1, Joachim Low 6/1, and Jugen Klopp 8/1 as favourites.

Outsiders applying are believed to be Martin Shuttlecock 50/1, Skoob1999 25/1, and Colonel Juan 60/1.

A rank outsider, Radiogagger 1000/1, is said to be considering his options before deciding to apply or not, as he has received an offer from the Lianjiang Lingerie Football League Team in Taiwan, Lingerie Football League and is sorely tempted. Despite the low pay on offer, certain extra benefits will be available for him we believe.

Armfeetandtoe Associated Bookmakers are are offering the odds as shown above next to the candidates.

Please contact Dive Clanton Nodandawink Co. Ltd. on 020 4159626648 to arrange to meet in local pub to arrange odds and be robbed blind.

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