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Thursday, 26 April 2012

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Jose dreaming of "The Theatre of Dreams"; that's Special!

Last night BMW (Bavarian Master Works) proved that there are more "Special Ones" than generally is believed (Especially "The Special One" himself) after donning their "Lederhosen", spanking their knees and spanking the bums of Ronaldo & Co.

Jose got it wrong and underestimated the BMW alias Bayern Munich. Nobody on the planet can whip their Lederhosen's down and beat them at penalty shoot outs; "Krauts" are invincible at this particular exercise as history has proven time and time again.

Now "The Special one" has been replaced by a bunch of them and the only one's that can stop them are "The Special One's" ex-bunch of anti-footballers who love hiding behind the Berlin Wall and "dive-bombing" their opponents.

It all promises to be very special evening in Munchen especially if Chelsea do what they're best at; not playing football, and Bayern bombard them with French and Dutch (do they have them or do they just throw clogs?) missiles. May the best "Special Ones" win and if its a penalty shoot-out the whole world knows who the "Very Special Ones" are!

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