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Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Hold the phone! Now the New Orleans Saints prove they are the worst sinners since Eve ate that Apple iPhone.

Yes, the FBI and the Louisiana State Police are looking into allegations that the highest officials of the Saints were illegally wire-tapping opposing coaches.

This begins to make the old Spygate scandal quaint and silly. Can you hear me now?
If ever there was a taint to the NFL morality system, your instant message has just hit a texter. The smell wafting over the levy is the franchise in death throes.

Before you go off half-tweeted, you should know that cell phone may land you in the clink. Not since the Nixon years have we seen such third-rate crooks.

Forget Spygate, Bountygate, and Watergate because we now have Tapped-outgate.

If you want to know what's going on in the NFL, there appears to be no better method than old-fashioned eavesdropping.

How else can you know on whom to put that bounty?

Now the NFL has a black eye and a black ear.

In case you're wondering, the GM of the Saints had the power to eavesdrop for three seasons. Hello, hello, hello.

ESPN reports that the GM had a system to rival the White House taping system under Richard Nixon in the Superdome executive suite.

Mr. Loomis, there is a cancer on your general managership.

How do you suspend a franchise?

Ten-four. Over and out.

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