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Monday, 16 April 2012

Not since Mr. Applegate from Damn Yankees proved he was a fan of the pinstripes has there been such a switcheroo.

Yes, the man who is holier than Swiss cheese, the newest apple polisher in the Big Apple, Tim Tebow showed up at a Yankees game.

Of course, as you'd expect, he was in the expensive seats, sitting so close to the field, you'd figure he has big connections upstairs.

Since propinquity is usually the cause of any and all ties, we begin to wonder if Tebow has made a deal with the Devil. It would not be the first time that the Yankees have found themselves a toy of satanic majesty.

The born-again fans began to boo Teboo who took a knee to the groin.

Worse yet, it appears that Beelzebub is working overtime with his contractual obligations to athletes who want it all. Sitting behind Tebow at the Yankees game this weekend was another man ready to sign his name in blood for a victory-the redoubtable Mr. Dwayne Wade.

The Miami Heat hotseat may seem cooler in New York, but Wade looks like a man who could use some ice water. Good luck, D-Wade.

We have always regarded Yankee fans with some suspicion because someone has made a pact with the devil to have a good time with the Bronx Bombers.

Tebow may be the biggest catch since Applegate found old Joe and turned him into sensational Joe Hardy from Hannibal, MO.

Hard as we tried, we did not see Tebow with anyone named Lola.

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