The football world's greatest car crash player "Super" Mario Balotelli has a new rival for his throne of "Pratt in chief of the Premier League". His best friend Luigi Falcone is in talks to sign for hated rivals Manchester United.
Luigi 21 said:
"To play for Manchester United has always being a dream of mine ever since I saw the signing on fee. I can't wait to get started and help the club become a entertaining mess like Mario's done to City. Without all his disruptions and antics City would probably be ten points clear by now and nobody would be interested in football anymore. I intend to do the same to Man U, I'm thinking of nipple twisting Vidic in my first training session."
When Back and to the Left news pushed him on his friendship with serial plonker Balotelli he smiled and said:
"Mario is my friend and we have achieved so much personally together like the time we rescued a princess from some sort of weird angry turtle king."
Back and to the Left news nodded along thinking we did a similar thing after we took a load of mushrooms as well.