Written by Aakash
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Topics: Tour de France

Thursday, 29 March 2012

A recent meeting of the decision committee of the cycling mega-event 'Tour de France', ends with a great news for everybody related to the event, including its massive viewership around the world.

The Tour de France events will now feature a Cheering section for encouraging the participants. Cheerleaders from around the globe will be chosen to fill the cheering team. Selections will be done through interviews, competitions, talent searches, casting couches, bribes and donations, etc.

The board also discussed a possibility of having the cheerleaders performing naked, but the final decision was made against it since skimpy clothes are needed on the cheerleaders to properly endorse the event sponsors.

Medical experts also support the decision. They say that adding this new section will help get blood to the lower parts of the participants' bodies, in and around the legs, which will keep their legs well oxygenated as they use them while cycling. This will keep them cycling faster and for a longer time.

Thus the decision taken will be a win-win scenario for all. A major rise in event viewership as well as participation is expected. So don't miss the action of the next Tour de France, and if you do, don't worry. Youtube will surely be having a copy online with the maximum number of views and likes.

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