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Saturday, 10 March 2012

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Kenwood isn't happy with Hull's form

A football fan living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has confessed that he is "pissed off" with the current form of the team, which has seen them draw their last four League matches, scoring only one solitary goal in the process.

Moys Kenwood, a supporter of Championship side Hull City, is so incensed by his favourites' inability to win, that he has written to his local MP about the problem, and sent an email to the local rag, the Hull Daily Mail (sniggers).

City, known affectionately as The Tigers, have drawn 0-0 with Birmingham, Brighton and Leeds, and 1-1 with Blackpool, leaving them floundering in the race for the Premier League play-off spots.

Said Kenwood:

"Draws are no good at this stage of the proceedings. If you draw two games, you get two points, but it is better to win one game, gaining three points, and then lose one, particularly if you win by a better score than the game you lose, as this increases your goal difference, which might prove crucial come the end of the season."

He added, with a certain amount of vitriole:

"It pisses me off!"

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