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Saturday, 3 March 2012

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This is the microphone that has gotten Charles Barkley in trouble again. (Photo by Kanye West).

NEW YORK CITY - Charles Barkley, alias the "Round Mound of Rebound" has once again let his mouth overload his bottom side.

The "Chuckster" has gone and written a check that his fat behind cannot cash. And the object of Barkley's verbal assault are 20 percent of the NBA basketball fans.

Those 20 percent make up the group that "Crybaby" Barkley mentioned to TV Sports Corner radio host Jeremiah Jerusalem sit at the games and eat way too much peanuts, popcorn, cotton candy, and Cracker Jacks.

Barkley said that he has yelled at several of the fans to stop eating so much junk and he says that 20 percent of them have the unmitigated gall to yell back at him using extremely improper language while he is broadcasting the game.

The man with the roly poly face has actually commented to several game referees that the 20 percent need to be taken out to the woodshed and shot.

Noted sports writer Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine pointed out the fact that hardly anyone has a woodshed anymore except for a few folks who reside in the Ozarks of Arkansas.

Brisket emphasized that woodsheds went out with the likes of Davy Crockett lunch boxes, ant farms, Lincoln logs, Jane Russell pointed bras, and pink lawn flamingos back in the 50s.

He also noted that if Carlos Barley (sic), as he is known in Miami, is that sensitive then maybe he ought to go back to his home state of Alabama and hide out in some backwoods locale where no one will see him much less dare to offend the little darlin' in person.

One of the greatest basketball players of all time Michael "Moneybags" Jordan remarked that Charles Barkley is a perfect example of an aging spoiled, know-it-all brat who loves to dish it out but who cannot take it.

Even Kobe "The Player" Bryant laughed and expressed that Barkley "The Buffoon" forgets that he gets paid to comment on the game and not to act like that food or fashion police space alien-looking Joan "The Moan" Rivers.

Barkley's personal hair stylist Mr. Maurice-Maurice of Memphis stated off the record that he thinks that the problem with Carlitos may possibly be that he probably ingested too many female hormones in the imported Samoan diet fruit drinks that he took which knocked his weight down from 404 pounds to 393 pounds.

In a non-related story. The number of organizations that are calling for Rush Limbaugh to be taken off the air for saying that condoms don't work in cold weather regions now includes NOW, CNN, NFL, AARP, NCAA, A&W, NAACP, and PETA.

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