Venlo, Holland: Leading up to tomorrow's friendly game, England v Holland, a major domestic crime took place in Venlo. Ex-patriot and infamous spoofer, J.D.One, was talking about the glory days when England actually beat the Dutch 4-1 (a long, long time ago!).
His wife, Dutch of course, told him to "fook off" (that's Dutch for f++k off) and then all hell broke loose because he refused too. So she "stoned" him (pretty normal in Holland), literally. He was later found with a brick stuck in his head and she was later found "stoned" out of her head dressed in Oranje singing the Dutch national anthem outside the British Embassy in The Hague and was arrested.
J.D.One, now recovering with a slight headache, has now accepted the fact that the England glory days are long gone, it was a mistake to tease her, asked his missus to return and admitted it was all his fault so she was let out on bail and they are now getting "stoned" together.
During tomorrow's match they have both decided to cheer for Germany!