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Topics: KISS, Club

Friday, 3 March 2006

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Vince is going to in a tag team match with HBK and Marty Jennety at wrestlemania. Vince is supposed to pick a surprise Partner for this match. When asked about his partner He said "I can guarantee that my partner will join the kiss my ass club in the middle of the ring at wrestlemania." He then revealed that Triple H would be his partner. ( We thought Triple H had already joined the kiss my ass club) Triple H is also scheduled to be in a Triple Threat Match with John Cena and Jesus Christ.

Here is what Triple H had to say about his Main Event match at wrestlemania " I am the game-a and I am going to kiss Vince's ass-a in the middle of the ring-a so I can be the WWE Champion again-a."

We were also able to get the full card for Wrestlemaina.
The first match will be Shelton's Mamma vs. The Big Show vs. Viscera in the fattest leaves raw match.

The second match is going to be Matt Hardy and Tatanka vs. MNM in another non-title match which Matt Hardy and Tatanka are going to win.

Then it will be a who wants to put Mick Foley back in retirement again so then he can come back next year at Wresltlemania and do the same exact thing match

Then the Mexican Juniors will come out and be in a first to make the crown fall asleep because the juniors are boring match

Finally it will be Triple H vs. Jesus Christ vs. John Cena in a king of king's match for the wwe title

Before the Match with triple h he is expected to release his new single with his new band the Bee-Gees as Tripple H calls The Bee-Gees-a. ( we still cant figure out why he say "a" after everything)

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